Decaf Conspiracy

In our ongoing series of strange decaf coffee experiences, at last night's gourmet dinner I ordered a decaf (short black) and then Brian ordered one. Our server came back awhile later and said they only had enough decaf for one, so I got it since I ordered first. There's something strange about decaf here--perhaps it's rarely ordered. When Brian and I ordered decaf at the end of our first meal in Pahia at our hotel our server said "sure, I can make one for you." He arrived with 2 small teapots and cups and we were so impressed, Then we realized the teapots contained hot water and were accompanied by packets of instant coffee.